Friday, May 15, 2015

Book Review IV: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is about a man named Arthur and an alien named Ford Prefect, or Ix, from a planet int he vicinity of Betelgeuse. The book begins with Arthur waking up with a hangover and seeing bulldozers come to destroy his home and make a bypass. He tries to stop them by lying in front of the bulldozer but his friend Ford comes and takes him to the bar where he keeps insisting that the world was going to end. No one believes him until giant yellow things appear in the sky and say that they are making a highway and Earth is scheduled for demolition. Earth is destroyed, but Ford and Arthur hitch a ride with the Dentrassis on the Vogon destructor fleet, but the leader Vogon catches them and ejects them into space where they get picked by a ship stolen by Zaphod Beeblebrox, (the president of the galaxy and also Ford's semi-cousin) and Trillian, a girl that Arthur once hit on at a party. The ship is so valuable because it has the improbability drive which makes it do the most improbable things possible. Zaphod and Trillian are looking for Magrathea, a mythical planet where they made planets. They find Magrathea, but the weapons system kicks in and two missiles are shot at them, but they go on improbability drive and the missiles turn into a pot of petunias and a gray whale. They land on the planet and Zaphod, Trillian, and Ford go into a tunnel leaving Arthur and Marvin, a depressed robot, to stand guard. Arthur wanders around and meets an old man who shows him a tape about a computer which was tasked with finding the meaning of life, which he does after 2 million years. The answer is 42, but no one understands that, so they make it program another computer which is the earth and it was destroyed 5 minutes before finding out the answer. It was run by white mice who were once humans. Arthur gets back to the others but then the cops come looking for Zaphod and they have to hide, but something cuts off the cops' oxygen and they die. Later it turns out that Marvin, the robot, had a conversation with the cops' ship and it got so depressed it commited suicide. Everyone escapes and they roam the universe. Happily

I think the theme of this book is that not everything is as it seems. One example of this theme is when Arthur hears about the white mice controlling the Earth and humans when he thought that humans controlled white mice. "Ah no," he said "I see the source of misunderstanding now. No, look, you see what happened was that we used to do expiriments on them" (147). Another example is when Arthur had met Zaphod when he gate-crashed a party and took home a girl Arthur had been hitting on, and in real life he actually had three arms and two heads. "Be only had the two arms and the one head, but..." (98). My last example is when the Vogon destructor fleet comes and Ford knows about it because he is an alien. "The contacts of Ford Prefect's satchel were quite interesting in fact and would have made any Earth physicist's eyes pop out of his head, which is why he always concealed them by keeping a couple dogeared scripts for plays he pretended he was auditioning for in the top" (23). I think that the theme of this book is that not everything is as it seems.

I would definitely recommend this book to other people. It is very absurd, so if you want to laugh you will love it. The author, Douglas Adams, was an atheist and it does show through in his writing, so if you're very religious you might not enjoy it. It is extremely funny and usually completely random and is garentied to make you laugh out loud. Overall it is inspired, funny, and over much too soon. I would definitely recommend this book to others.

Thursday, May 7, 2015

School Should be Year - Round with no Summer Break

Everyone has had to come back from summer break and had to go to school. Remember what it feels like? Why not get rid of that feeling of loss and just have no summer break? We would have the same amount of break, just more spread out. For one, we would get used to it. Also, we would get smarter, and still another reason is that there would be the same amount of break, just more spread out. I think that school should be year round and have no summer break.
    Some may say that since we have had summer break for a long time we won't get used to it, but we can get used to things really quickly because people adapt quickly. It can take us anywhere from 18 to 254 days to form a new habit and make it automatic (Clear). A lot of things have seemed bad but we have gotten used to it, so we can get used to this. Other countries don't have summer break, so we can get used to it too. People are made to adapt quickly, so it wouldn't take long to get used to having no summer break.

    Having no summer break would make us smarter. For one, there would be no review when you get back from a short break, so you would learn more. You would have a better chance in life if you have an idea of what it is like working year round. Also, you won't forget everything you learned during the school year during summer. Overall, kids would probably be smarter.

    Some people may be reluctant to give up a lot of their break, but we would still have the same amount of break, just more spread out. There would be more breaks, reducing stress so that kids would be happier in school. There could also be a longer break during summer so that kids could enjoy the sun just like now, and teachers could take their classes outside. You would be in school the same amount of time, but it would feel like less because you would take two weeks off each month. I think that having the same amount of break would be better.

    I think that there should be no summer break and school should be year round. People would get used to it because other countries have already. Kids would be smarter because they won't forget everything they learned. There will also be the same amount of break, just more spread out. For all of these reasons I think that school should be year round with no summer break. Now you should go out and tell your teachers that school should be year round.



"Should School Be Year-round with No Summer Break?" Should School Be Year-round with No Summer Break? Debate.org, 2015. Web. 06 May 2015.  

Clear, James. "How Long Does It Actually Take to Form a New Habit? (Backed by Science)." The Huffington Post. TheHuffingtonPost.com, n.d. Web. 06 May 2015.  

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